Anonymous asked: 16, 23, 30, 42, 56,

16) Do you have any tattoos?

We do actually! For our anniversary in December we both got an infinity symbol on one wrist. Chester also had a few interlocking puzzle pieces on his right shoulderblade.

23) Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

(Completely. We’re engaged and have been officially together three years, and not once has either of us ever strayed.)

30) Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

If I could I would get the acne scarring on my shoulders and forehead removed. xD

(Laser surgery for my abominable eyesight?)

42) How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

(Quite a while, anonfriend. Quite a while. You don’t really count, you know, but Vivi and I are pretty good at doing nothing remotely sexual for ages and ages.)

56) State 8 facts about your body:

1. The hair on my scalp is about three shades brighter than my eyebrows, eyelashes, and the hair everywhere else.

2. I have stretch marks, which are slowly (hopefully) fading.

3. Also, acne scarring.

4. I’m 165cm tall, a full 20cm shorter than Chester. Despite this I have pretty long limbs in comparison to my body.

5. I have a pretty shitty alcohol tolerance.

6. Unless I’m on medication, I get debilitating period cramps.

7. I’m allergic to mosquito bites.

8. I can put my feet on the back of my head.

(1. My nickname on the rugby team when I was in highschool was “Scarecrow.”

2. I have a really fast metabolism. I am pretty much constantly hungry.

3. I have a scar on my lower back that I can’t recall getting.

4. My eyesight is truly shitty. For those in the know, my prescription  is +3.00.

5. My hair is slightly wavy, so it’s pretty much impossible to make it look tidy.

6. I’m lactose intolerant.

7. I have a tattoo of three interlocking puzz- oh damnit Vieve, you already mentioned that. Oh well, deal with it B)

8. My lips get really dry really often. I bow down to Blistex, kay?)

(I work at a small IT support film, primarily doing paperwork and taking emails. There are four guys including myself, a girl, and a person who started work today (have not yet asked what pronouns he/she/ze/they use…would doing so be considered impolite?) employed here.)

(Today one of my co-workers, Jack, made a rape joke.)

(Every single other person in the room turned around and glared at him and Junsung (who’s The Undisputed Boss-King here) went “Dude, one in six women are sexually assaulted in their lifetimes. You were complaining this morning about how you don’t have a girlfriend, maybe this is why. Grow the fuck up, Jack, I’m not having rape culture in this office.”)

(I could have snogged Jun. Jack makes me ashamed to be a cisgender half-white male. I have it on good authority that he’ll be fired if he says something else incredibly offensive, which is a relief.)

Anonymous asked: Is it too early to ship Evelyn/H?

It will always be too early to ship H with ANYONE, especially an Indoctrinated. People he forms close relationships with tend to die. Doubly so with women. He had a couple of girlfriends when he was younger but they never lasted long- if they seemed tired or stressed or mentioned nightmares he would often take fright, assume He That Is was involved, and end the relationship.

Evelyn has stuff of her own to deal with! She’s a grown up lady with a job and a family and H is a scruffy guy with big bags under his eyes who doesn’t drink coffee who knew her colleague.

Their relationship is, as it stands, one of mutual distrust.

Will it have Periwinkle?

(Who can say?)

(it’s Chester here)

(Vivi is running a small writing project, for the fun of it, in the form of a tiny sequel to the Kiwiblogs (although prior knowledge is unnecessary, the first post is a pretty neat summary of basic events). Wakingdream was an unmitigated disaster, so this is a return to form for her. Personally, I think it’s really good (just goes to show that Vivi is much better a writer than I am!) and seeing her writing something solo again is wonderful, because it makes her really happy and I, of course, love it when Vivi is happy.)

(It’s called My Name Was H, by the way.)

(If you’re interested in checking it out, please go here)

screechthemighty asked: *screams* *hugs* HI GUYS. THIS IS SO CRAZY I JUST FOUND JEAN RECENTLY AND NOW YOU GUYS.

HI HEY HELLO THERE *hug sandwich*

You will find pretty rapidly that we are exactly like our Counterparts in Exilis Veritas, except Chess is mute and we’re engaged and obvs not actually slenderstalked.

screechthemighty asked: WAIT HOLD THE PHONE. Genevieve and Chester as in Exilis Veritas Genevieve and Chester? If so HI I WAS THE PERSON WHO DID THE SCARECROW EXPERIMENT. If not, my apologies. Wrong people. *slinks back into corner*

OH MY GOSH, ALORA? <333333333333

Yeah, we’re totally that Chester and Genevieve.